July 24: critical ass
adj. The stage in fat accumulation when fabric can no longer contain the enormity of one's buttocks.
Jesus, I can't zip up these jeans anymore - I've reached critical ass!
The Godly Way in History, Present and Future
5 years ago
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"Critical ass" is only increments from "imitable ass".
Some call it the "whopper mentality".
In AA it's the "make mine a double" gambit, when some one else is buying.
As the world "beefs up" I believe it was Moo_Pig himself who said "Maybe our higher power is getting us ready for mealtime."
Well, anyway, as the chat goes on, I hope for all of us to take advantage of this vast communication tool. Send out invites to all the children, maybe they will join in. Major love, dd
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